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Any toast cooked above ‘3’ is invariably burnt, despite the knob going up to 6 or thereabouts.

1 = lightly toasted (aka ‘just eat stale bread weirdos’), 2 = medium toasted, 3 = well toasted, 4 = BURNT, 5 = BURNT, 6 = BURNT

Nobody goes above 3 on purpose, its only use is when the knob is brushed inadvertently.

Please make a knob that only goes up to just before ‘set the smoke alarm off’.

I’LL TOAST TO THAT